Wittenberg knows where I live

I was so fortunate to get a free ride to Wittenberg University, a small liberal arts school in Springfield, Ohio. I studied French and Journalism for four years and made some great friends. I’ll always be grateful for my experiences there.

However, Wittenberg is stalking me. They somehow always track me down to ask me to donate money. No matter where I move, their spies find me.

The other day I accepted a Witt “friend” on Facebook (c’mon, we’re all guilty of accepting invitations of people on Facebook with whom we’re not truly friends anymore). We’ll call him Joe.

Well, a week later I got a letter from Joe on Witt stationery asking me to donate some money to our alma mater. A SASE envelope was conveniently included.

I know the money goes to a good cause but I recycled the letter. I do, however, give Witt credit for planting spies on Facebook. Sneaky, Witt. Very sneaky.